lick the weed

When you and your friends are trying to load another bowl, but someone you are with drops some of it and you are already too stoned to pick it, so whoever spilt it must then lap up all of the fallen off of the counter top or whatever surface it may have landed upon; meanwhile everyone else must chant "LICK-THE-WEED!" in unison until all the weed has been licked.

Oh shit... Jerry Garcia is trapped in my head, hey... you dumped some weed on that countertop.... LICK THE WEED...LICK THE WEED...LICK THE WEED

by MK 3000 March 7, 2005

the weed squad

This term is referred to as either snoop dogs gaggle of bitches Or a group of stoners who hide from the police and have unprotected sex all day.

"Man I hate snoop dog he really made the weed squad sound like bitches."

by Tittyspanker47 March 24, 2017

The Weed Renaissance of 2020

The Weed Renaissance of 2020 is the phrase dedicated to the period in which stoners came into realization amidst COVID-19 quarantines. Those that smoked weed through the year 2020 & 2021 before and during and those that got into the bud this time. A time the mindset of the drug changed for many, and a time of consciousness. A taste of what the future lies as; and a time of meaning weed has given us.

"The Weed Renaissance of 2020 was something man. . ."
"For real, shit made me understand why and shit."

"And what lies ahead if we don't change."

by divine paradox May 22, 2021

The Weedacus

What is the Weedacus? The Weedacus is a legendary creature that has been described since antiquity as a beast with a single large, pointed, spiraling horn. In European folklore, the Weedacus is often depicted as a great mass of starry constellations.

You haven't heard of The Weedacus?

by TheWeedy May 27, 2022

bleedin the weed

When you beat a penis with a large amount of marijuana to the point where blood is drawn.

I was beating my boy friends penis with so much weed he died of blood loss Bleedin the weed. weed butt weenie shlong

by I_love_my_seanniboo March 14, 2016

Drag the weed

A game played by adolescents on dirt roads with bicycles. It originated in McBain, Michigan during the 1960s.

Joyce and Judy used to drag the weeds during the dogs days of summer on the outskirts of the Clam River basin

by Joeygoey1981 August 8, 2020

Jade the weed queen

Jade is an interesting girl. A total weirdo, but good vibes always. She is a fiend. She always has a crusher or paper on her waiting for the next blunt. She loves her friends to death. She is easy to like and very hard to forget. For that long lasting impression get yourself a jade weed queen

Jade the weed queen is always really.

I want to be like Jade the weed queen.

by Kuukie November 21, 2023