Sloppy Top Gun

A sex move where the man lays on his back and holds the woman up with his shins and holds her arms out like an F-14 Tomcat while she gives him a blowjob

Goose: “You hooked up with the flight instructor?”
Maverick: “She gave me a Sloppy Top Gun”
*high fives*

by GuyNiorPrivateEye September 1, 2022

Top Gun The Bowl

When you take a crap and your ass is left on fire. Usually occurs after eating spicy food.

Named after the "afterburners" mentioned in Top Gun.

After all those wings, you are going to Top Gun The Bowl!

by Ved1980 November 15, 2010

Team Top Gun

A group of smashingly talented young men who consistently quote the movie "Top Gun" throughout their day, every day. These individuals can be seen commenting on things like car accidents and saying phrases like, "you don't own that! the taxpayers do!" or "Son your ego is writing checks your body can't cash".

"Hey, you know Brian, Victor, Shane, and Wyatt?"

"You mean those jerks who won't quit reciting Top Gun lines?"

"Yea, they're so Team Top Gun."

"Totally."

by BAMF^2 December 16, 2011

going top gun

When a guy goes down on a woman in an inverted position while driving in the car - aka female road head.

Dude - I was going top gun on this chick I just met with my wingman in the backseat when she squirted all over my face and the leather seats.

by Simmsational June 10, 2016

Top-Gun Gay

When two of your male friends are being really camp but don't realise it. Such as when all the pilots in Top-Gun are playing volleyball in slow-motion.

Look!
"What?"
Jack and Randy are holding hands and shall we do that too?
No bro that's beyond Top-Gun Gay.

by Josepideman May 31, 2014

Top Gun Sequel

A turd, a piece of shit. So named because even though no such sequel exists, there is no possible way to make this film without said film being a piece of shit.

"Hold on a minute, I'm working on a Top Gun sequel"

by Tito Rigatoni December 15, 2011

Top-Gun Reacharound

The act of masturbating your co-pilot as he sits in front of you, after sedating him with rohypnol, followed by crashing the plane at the point of his sleepy orgasm.

I could really do with a Top-Gun Reacharound but I have neither an F-16 nor any date-rape drugs.

by Chad Staddler July 5, 2006