TEMU

Synonymous with the word shit.

"Someone left a huge TEMU on my front porch."
"I knew this TEMU would break like always."

by Not TEMU May 12, 2024

Temu SpaceX

When rocket comapnies try to achieve the groundbreaking feats of spacex but will just be a toned down version that will be out of business eventually

Yo slim you see that new startup blue their going to be the next spacex. Naw dog they just temu spacex

by ButOFthe12 December 27, 2024

Temu

Cheap junky Chinese online store with sad ads

I just scammed temu and got refunded for all the cheap junk they sold me

by Rottedbrain December 3, 2024

albert einstein from temu

me

i am smart but i am albert einstein from temu, which reduces my iq by 10828

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 16, 2025

TEMU

Ooh, ooh! It's a shopping website that gives you items that are totally not what they say they are! Totally worth spending that allowance money on...

I went on TEMU today to buy a nice pink dress...it ended up in my mail and it was purple.

by LululemonEmployee February 24, 2025

temu pastor

A generic, or counterfeit un ordained, and unqualified version

of a biblical ordained qualified pastor,

I wouldn't go support that ministry, the leader is a temu pastor

by Pastor John marco July 10, 2024

Temu girl

A girl who highly enjoys or fantasizes by shopping on the app known as Temu, and often is indicated by a common trademark exhibited by asking random people in public places to sign up for the app by sending links so they get free things that they want rather then getting it through spending their money like everyone else.

Wow, that girl deadass just stopped me in the middle of a conversation with my best friend so she could send me a link to sign up for that janky ass app so she can get what she wants for free like a bum. What a total Temu girl !

by anonymous September 17, 2023