spiff

A person who thinks they are cool or funny. Someone who laughs at their own jokes, and think people listen to what they are saying. They also are teacher's pets and THINK they are smart.

The spiff does not know that no one is listening; She is such a spiff, why doesn't she admit that she is wrong.

by Dr.Skidadles November 24, 2009

Double spiff

Used in sales environments to give the associates extra incentives. Double spiffs are usually given out at the end of a month, quarter or year and sometimes special occasions.

Jason: Dude---I wrote 8 deals today!!!
Yamilin: Sweet---You got some serious double spiffs as today is the last day of March.
Jason: I hope none of them cancel.
Yamilin: Don't jinx it. They will stick.

by Jason ERP September 27, 2007

Spiff Of A Spam

The person who made this word is dumb.

Spiff of a Spam is dumb.

by anus fie pace whole March 28, 2003

Spiff-a-riffic

An exclamation derived from the word spiffy.

Person 1: "You just won a million dollars and 5 pair of toe socks!"
Person 2: "Spiff-a-riffic!"

by CJ April 11, 2005

spiff up

Embellish, spruce up, tittivate, smarten up, make neat....

make sure every one of your past companies and titles are meaningful and really spiff up the first line under your name. This is your personal branding statement so make sure it stands out

by Kuba-Cuba March 30, 2014

spiff

a beat off burn or blister

dude i whacked it to much yesterday and i got a mean ass spiff

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Spiff Of A Spam

When You're in a rutt and you can't get out of it.

I don't know what to do, I'm in a spiff of a spam.

by Julia Gulia March 28, 2003