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Purple Sock Puppet

Despite many aspects that teenagers could have on this phrase, a Purple Sock Puppet is short for PSP, or Playstation Portable.
Dude can I borrow your purple sock puppet for our football trip?
by *69TIGER69* March 21, 2009
mugGet the Purple Sock Puppetmug.

cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!
by alphacaiaphas April 16, 2011
mugGet the cooter-faced sock puppetmug.

Mississippi Sock Puppet

Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.
I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.
by str84yahed August 2, 2016
mugGet the Mississippi Sock Puppetmug.

Sock puppet

If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo
by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020
mugGet the Sock puppetmug.

sock puppet profile

A phony social media account used by trolls to stalk and harass others. Committed trolls can use a dozen account sat once to mob someone on Twitter.
Lorraine's ability to type so fast it lent itself to her online crimes, which included harassment, bullying, stalking, and scamming old people out of money. She can keep up with all the sock puppet profiles at once .
by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022
mugGet the sock puppet profilemug.

Sock puppet

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet
by Antipasti666 December 6, 2017
mugGet the Sock puppetmug.

Sock puppet people

People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.
The sock puppet people are taking all the purse money from the real racehorse trainers.
by Squrl November 15, 2023
mugGet the Sock puppet peoplemug.

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