get off the shits

Stop trippin

Yo you for real trippin like, get off the shits

by uglyboyjason January 12, 2017

The Shits

A phrase used to describe an uncontrollably runny liquid that squirts out of the ass.

Jake : Damn Kiersten you blonde hair is so soft Ahhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake how would you like for me to wrap it around you cock tonight?
Jake : Oh that would be great but i'll have to pass I have The Shits!
Kiersten : Again you had The Shits last night what's wrong with you?
Steve : Hey Jake I heard you had The Shits do you mind if I sit in the bathroom with you I just love the smell of rotten poop?
Jake : Sure Steve knock yourself out!
Kiersten : I cannot believe this my man is going to give Steve A poop orgasam and I have to be alone tonight AGAIN!
Jake : Well you can always sit on my lap & ride my dick while I squirt!
Kiersten : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!

by SlopNChop February 13, 2018

the shits

Hawaiian way to say The Shit - notice the failure to differentiate plural from singular, (due to the heavy Pidgin speaking population on the islands)

Wow, I found $900.00 in the wallet I ripped-off from that tourist! That's the shits!

by str8uph8 April 27, 2009

get the shits

Australian, v, used in accordince with with someone to get angry, pissed off, snakey, dirty

When Ryan Adams or Pete Murray get rotation on triple J , I most definately...get the shits.

by herbie August 31, 2004

I’ve got the shits

(1) A condition in which faeces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form.

(2) When a person has explosive diarrhoea.

“Ohh Janet Quick Open Door T’Bog I Think I’ve Got The Shits”

by Shitter001 April 11, 2019

the shits

a horrible form of doop

"Please excuse my son from school...he had diearreha...diarea...he had the shits."

by Jezca January 21, 2003

The Shits

1. Diarhea.
2. Unusually fluid feces.

"I ate some Indian food and got the shits"

by John E. October 10, 2004