the shiznak

the mighty turtle man that lives on the highest peak of mount killamanjaro. his diet consists of dry meal and nacho cheese. do not interfere with the shiznak's sleep or he might just destroy you with his fire breath. beware of the mighty shiznak.

the shiznak is the sniznak, for reaal.

by eljacko99 July 8, 2003

the shiznak

The word best used to describe JKAL, the ultimate person equipped with superior strength max brain power within the smallest capacity possible, and a will to be all he can be.

JKAL is the bomb diggity shiznak.

by J-A-double R-E-double T July 7, 2003

i lost the shizzle to my fizzle

i lost the shit to my finger..a quote from fran dresser from the nanny from an old navy commercial randomly at the end

go get this old navy fleece! i lost the shizzle to my fizzle.

by karalyn December 15, 2003

the shizzle

to blow yayo off of a penis

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

to jizz in the shizz

the defintion of "to jizz in the shizz" is a phrase which means to have anal sex. Sex in the anal hole or in the booty

To jizz in the shizz you must have anal sex.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.

Example: Man, i want to jizz in her shizz so bad.

by TheSaggiestOfTits January 18, 2019

The Bomb Shizzle

A merging of the phrases "The Bomb" and "The Shit" when neither will suffice on its own.

Dude: Last night was the bomb.

Buddy: Nah man, it was better than that. It was the bomb shizzle.

by ExcalCk3 October 18, 2011

What the actual shiznits

A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”

Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.

by Sidiot2.0 September 21, 2022