Chris Sexton

A tow mator looking son of bitch

Chris Sexton whipped out the the tow mators and sank them into some fresh watermelon

by Cachow bitch September 24, 2020

Flag

Get the Chris Sexton mug.

Peyton Sexton

Loves men, he loves men and wants to mingle with other guys

Peyton Sexton and his dog

by ur ur ur ur November 7, 2021

Flag

Get the Peyton Sexton mug.

A man who tries to do 69 position with his partner in bed at 2:31 am. He jumps on top of him/her and pumps white juice like a factory of cum. He keeps jumping until he can’t. He gets blue balls and sits down like a robot with his balls turning blue. When the man or woman tries to give him head, it hurts.

Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.

“Yo! I heard you did Dirty Sexton last night on yo wife!”

“I sure did!” - Jeff

by ellodad January 26, 2021

Flag

Get the Dirty Sexton mug.

Connor Sexton

The literal goat

Connor Sexton is the literal goat

by Jęšūš Čhrìšt June 15, 2019

Flag

Get the Connor Sexton mug.

Cindy Sexton

An amazing newswoman from WRCB channel 3.

Cindy Sexton is the best person.

by SPrice1980 April 16, 2022

Flag

Get the Cindy Sexton mug.

Collin Sexton

Greatest basketball player of all time and owner of the Brooklyn Nets

Collin Sexton just swatted Kevin Durant and now he is KD’s father

by CollinSextonGoat December 4, 2021

Flag

Get the Collin Sexton mug.

maya sexton

shes the girl with the laugh; a million friends; everyone wants to be her or be with her, or they hate her because of drama which she always seems to be caught up in; she is gorgeous

maya sexton is so nice i love her

by BITCH I DEFINE December 19, 2016

Flag