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beer sandals

A term used to describe the accidental or purposeful attachment of a beverage can (particularly beer) to the bottom of ones shoe by stepping on it. This usually results in a slight elevation in height as well as a satisfying clink-clunk sound when walking. Extremely entertaining until they fall off.
I had to stop laughing when the cop told Emily to take off her beer sandals while inside the restaurant.

His beer sandals made the perfect clink-clunk sound until he lost them in the mud.
by MandyM April 3, 2006
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Jesus Sandals

Gladiator sandals that go up to the ankle, usually made of leather, but other materials are also acceptable. This sandals are generally regarded as awesome.
Those are awesome Jesus sandals.
by iloveharrypotterWhodoesn't? December 30, 2010
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Socks with sandals

The most stylish footwear in the history of the world, even more than crocs.
Student 1: "Did you see Nick wearing socks with sandals?"
Student 2: "Yeah he's got swag."
by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014
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Sandal Musk

Sandal Musk is something that occurs during the summer months for those who habitually wear the same sandals over and over all season. It refers to the horrific funk that wafts up from your sandals once the soul has heated to body temperature.
Erik needs new shoes, you can smell his sandal musk all the way across the office.
by eXeterTBC July 29, 2007
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arab's sandal

I tried to get her going but she was as dry as an arab's sandal all night.
by mad dog February 25, 2004
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Jesus Sandals

The shoes that noobsor tourists will wear.
Usually in brown or black. Flat. Usually 2 or 3 straps going over the foot and buckling on the outside of the foot
Dude! Check out all those newbs with their Jesus Sandals!
by LaurAsh July 5, 2007
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Sandals & Socks

Sandals and socks are a common fashion item for age 50+ tourists and an extra item for when jesus's feet get cold.
Sandals & Socks
Dude-Damn my feet are cold but i don't wanna take off my ultra cool 3 strap sandals, what should i do?
Old man tourist-Get some socks!
by Robyn-Haych December 28, 2008
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