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plankton army

The BEST army to ever step foot on this planet. Unbeatable. It is also said that people who join the plankton army are said to have +1000 aura points. This HAS been scientifically proven.
"Man that person is so cool, they MUST be part of the plankton army."
by not_plankton January 11, 2025
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Plankton

a bitcoin holder who has less than 0.1 bitcoin
the “original” bitcoin whales are beginning to look like plankton as institutions line up to buy en masse
by satocashi March 18, 2023
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Plankton Torture Porn

Like a Squidward Torture Porn, only with Plankton as the victim.
Any Spongebob episode where Plankton is the primary character is bound to be a Plankton Torture Porn.

While they are similar to Squidward Torture Porns, they also have differences. Both Squidward and Plankton are supposed to be "unlikeable" but are actually very popular, for example.

The main difference is that while SOME (very few) STP's are actually entertaining, PTP's are never funny. This is because they didn't start until AFTER the show had hit rock bottom (Seasons 6-7). "One Coarse Meal" is unquestionably the worst PTP and arguably the worst episode in the series alongside "A Pal For Gary".
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022
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Plankton

a bitcoin holder who has less than 0.1 bitcoin
the “original” bitcoin whales are beginning to look like plankton as institutions line up to buy en masse
by satocashi March 18, 2023
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Angry plankton

An angry Plankton and angry Plankton has an infected penis that is finally busted through the infection and ejaculated the fact that it becomes all green and gross-looking because of the infection that is why it is called an angry plankton
man yo dick look like an angry plankton, you should get that shit checked out!!
by 🤬pLaNk December 3, 2020
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Plankton

Plankton is the king of the ocean
Plankton will gain the secret recipie and vibe whilst ruling over your children
by Plankton is the king April 24, 2020
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plankton is cute in japanese, duh.

a phrase said by patrick on the ai sponge streams, which causes him to have a stroke
"plankton is cute in japanese, duh." "plankton is wdfhjrefhyrfuygwfhyu"
by trainfan March 2, 2025
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