poking the penguin

masturbating or jacking off

I walked in on my brother poking the penguin....sick!

by big jiggles4 June 11, 2007

Bob the penguin

A penguin doll popularised by the minecraft youtuber trycs and worshipped by tons of 9 year olds all around the world.

"I wish Bob the penguin gave me 0.000001% of his power" said the most cringe human ever.

by bobstansarecringe September 24, 2021

The March of The Penguin

When you cum in someone's ass and shove a popsicle up the anus which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.

Last night I came in Perry's ass and didn't want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so I made him do The March of The Penguin.

by Honey Badger Bitch February 19, 2012

defrost the penguin

We all know that after long periods of abstinance, a man's pride gets cold and shriveled but thanks to new technology, we now know how to "defrost the penguin"

Sean's penguin is still in the cold

by Jim Yamato December 11, 2003

chasing the penguin

or any other animal for that matter, when you trying to discover your spirit animal, i.e unconscious power

chasing the bear is a battle in itself

by stonywarso February 27, 2003

beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016

Legan the Penguin

Legan the Penguin is a penguin that loves leggings. He usually doesn’t waddle but when he does he looks retarded.

Mya: “damn he looking fine”
Liv: “ he’s wearing leggings. So he’s legan the penguin”

by liversandmya April 20, 2018