Tater Mitts

When a male blows mudd on a female's hands, waits for the shit to dry, creating "shit mitts" on the woman's dickbeaters which she then uses to give the male a handjob.

"How was the date last night homie?"
"Pretty standard, she executed a perfect tater mitts!"
"ew"

by Chris Graymitt July 9, 2007

mitt romney

To change your position in order win favors or votes.

"She told Jane she hated Madonna. The she pulls a Mitt Romney and tells me she loves Madonna."

by SkyScott June 13, 2007

Mitt muffler

A mitt muffler is another term for a tampon or maxi pad. The primary use of a mitt muffler is to dampen the sound of a vaginal queef (fart). Some women also like to use mitt mufflers to help obsorb bloody fluid's that tend to leak from the vaginal area once a month for upto 7 days depending on how much of a filthy snap the old gals got on her.

"Eh chief, I hear your old lady is rockin the old "Mitt muffler" this week. No offense to you or your family but how do you put your dick in that old axe wound on a regular basic chiefy? "

by Uncle ty October 29, 2014

Mitt Socked

The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.

Amanda accidentally mitt socked Jess in a drunken fit on a hotel bed in Cuba.

by 313vagina February 23, 2009

Icy Mitt

To give an individual of the opposite sex the cold shoulder or stiff arm or in any circumstance ignoring that person.

That muffintop at the disco kept throwing her ass into me, so I gave her the icy mitt and walked away.

by flopshernandez July 3, 2011

Silky Mitts

Imagine you see a hockey player with soft hands who can dangle the puck like only the greats. You might say he has sweet hands...or "silky mitts". Now, you can use this phrase, which clearly describes something good, for ANYTHING that's good. Please see examples

Dude, this pizza is out of control good. It's silky mitts bro.

That girl is so cute. She's silky mitts hundo P.

How did that exam go?...Silky mitts dude, no worries!

I'm having such a silky night at this raging clubbb.

by jerrapin February 19, 2011

dirt mitt

A nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, anus, mouth, or any other contaminate. Typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:

Dude get your dirt mitts away from me, I don't want that cat shit on my skin!

by mudpiglet October 21, 2006