decorate the lady cake

To ejaculate on a female, as if you were a baker and decorating a cake with icing.

The girl I took home had no idea I was gonna decorate the lady cake.

by Cigarettebutt75 November 12, 2010

what the ladies want

'Sensitivity' is an overused word; one may do better by calling the ideal male 'sweet' and 'kind' or 'nice.' One thing to note, however, is that women, while they are ultimately the ones who decide with whom they are in a relationship, only decide among what may be considered applicants.

This is where one enters into a conflict. Women want 'sweet' and 'kind' men; however, these men are generally too 'sweet' and 'kind' to actually pursue a comparable girlfriend, because said girlfriend will be simultaneously worried about 'not being good enough' or 'being a bitch' to the 'sweet' and 'kind' male -- and so they manage to dissuade the considerate male, who doesn't want to press the issue with an uncertain girl for fear of being forceful or insensitive.

This is, coincidentally, why assholes or bold males tend to get girls; they are routinely more forceful in pursuing their interests, and so girls are convinced to date them despite that they would prefer other types of males.

(sweet example)
"Bobby, I'd like to -- but I'm really not sure I could give you the sort of attention you deserve. I'd hate to come across as a bitch..."
"Jenny, I wouldn't mind at all; any time would be cherished, but if you think otherwise...."

(arse example)
"Bobby, I'm really not sure. You've got sort of a bad reputation.."
"Don't worry about it, Jenny; y'know how those rumors go. Just try one date. You'll love it."

by dvalin April 11, 2004

The Lady Gaga

Where you precisely jizz on your girlfriend's face in the shape of a lightning bolt

#1: Dude, I totally did the Lady Gaga on my girlfriend last night but I got all my jizz in her eye.

#2: Bummer

by frankatank117 June 6, 2011

The lady in the white lagoon

A group of men, circled around a girl jerking off and the last one to cum has to have sex with her with the cum from everyone else still on.

It started as a game of frosty the snowman than quickly turned into the lady in the white lagoon.

by The lady in the white lagoon December 30, 2014

The Ladies Room

A hangout for herbs and virgins looking to e-flirt with desperate women. Contrary to the title "The Ladies Room," 90% of the posters are, in fact, male.

Note: SOHHU veterans do not apply to previous definition

I'm curious what Jane in Arizona had for breakfast today, I think I'll make a thread in The Ladies Room and ask her!!!!111 OMFG I'M HOT!!111

by The Spot March 30, 2005

The Lady Maker

Any device used to remove a girl's hymen prior to intercourse, so that she will not experience the 'embarrassment' of bleeding during intercourse. Can also be used to make the first sexual encounter more comfortable.

Popular Lady Makers include: Wooden spoons, candles, fists, dildos, and cucumbers

Also known as: The I-can't-get-no-wood n' spoon, the wooden shame, and the sheet saver

"Hey Jennie, do you think I should use the Lady Maker before my date with Mark?"

"I knew that girl was down when I heard she'd used the Lady Maker"

by kkgirl414 May 12, 2010

what the ladies want

Everything and nothing. Just take a few minutes to think about that and you'll get the point.

It is impossible to know what the ladies want because they can't even make up their own fucking minds for a change.

by AYB October 9, 2003