Statistics say that they're one of the top schools in the state of Missouri, but there's really nothing special about it. Often called Park Hell there's generally something happening there, whether it be broken water mains that cause flooding, seasonal termite infestations, burning dust in the ventilation system that makes the fire alarms go off, someone dying, bat loose in the school, or a lockdown due to a fake color guard rifle covered in white tape. There's also a very friendly campus supervisor named Bob. He'll try his best to learn your name but he might not get it right, either way he always says it with absolute certainty.
WE ARE, PARK HILL (in a very raspy middle aged short man's voice)
WE ARE, PARK HILL (in a very raspy middle aged short man's voice)
First week of school at Park Hill High School
Person 1: How was the first week of school?
Park Hill Student: We had a lockdown, the fire alarms went off, and we had a bat loose in the school.
Person 1: A BAT?
Park Hill Student: Yeah, it's not a huge deal. It's Park Hell.
Person 1: How was the first week of school?
Park Hill Student: We had a lockdown, the fire alarms went off, and we had a bat loose in the school.
Person 1: A BAT?
Park Hill Student: Yeah, it's not a huge deal. It's Park Hell.
by parkhillanonymous January 12, 2018
Hell. Stone hill middle school is a school located in CA$HBURN where all the rich spoiled wannabe white kids go to. Stone Hill is full of asshole teachers that think people like them. Exhibit A: ms. shittytittylips shes a dumbass boomer that gives a fuck if u have ur phone out for 0.00000002 seconds even if ur checking the time she makes u go to the dean and everyone hates her. Exhibit B: mr.MushroomDumbFuck a dumbass fucking veteran who is an asshole and the only good thing about him is he fought for a country but canada is the best fuck the us. Exhibit C: All the thotty sixth graders they are so dumb and act like their parents love them but instead they just spoil them with new iphones and shit like that so the dumb sixth grade hoes dont go on their knees for a fucking phone.
by Condom Bitch February 27, 2020
A good school with many excellent teachers. The teachers try to help students much as they can until they pass the class. Some or most of the teachers in this school would give students retakes.
but...
DURING THE YEAR 2021-2022, THERE HAVE BEEN MANY FIGHTS AND WEIRD STUFF GOING AROUND. STUDENTS WOULD VAPE IN THE BATHROOM, WHERE IT GETS GLOOMY AND FOGGY. I'M HAPPY THAT THIS IS MY FINAL YEAR.
but...
DURING THE YEAR 2021-2022, THERE HAVE BEEN MANY FIGHTS AND WEIRD STUFF GOING AROUND. STUDENTS WOULD VAPE IN THE BATHROOM, WHERE IT GETS GLOOMY AND FOGGY. I'M HAPPY THAT THIS IS MY FINAL YEAR.
Jeff: Hey David, how is Vernon Hills high school?
David: School itself is good, but I've witnessed a lot of school fights.
David: School itself is good, but I've witnessed a lot of school fights.
by expoeraser6405 April 11, 2022
The most mixed school as hell full of loud latinos, battling blacks, bitchy whites, and root tooting rednecks. Every single hot chick is already knocked up and if you say one bad thing about them you will get jumped by all 10 her baby daddys.
Sydney : Hey Phil i heard that chick got knocked up the other day at you school?
Phil : Ya Science Hill High School is the most fucked up school ever!
Phil : Ya Science Hill High School is the most fucked up school ever!
by LYMCG August 15, 2018
A place where hoes can run freely with their asses hanging out. A place where the vapers have the best lounges. A place where the small dick boys can have endless freshmen girls. A place I call home. Bronco pride for life. You’re favorite vape snatcher -Timmy Shae HOOHAA
Spring Hill High School is gas
by HOOHAA VAPERS September 4, 2019
A school full of wanna be ghettos and fake people. Few people in this school can speak proper English. This school is known for the fights that happen every week. People turn on each other everyday even if they look like the closest people in the world. Seems like people in this school don’t realize that deodorant is a thing. People act like they’re everything even though everyone hates them. No guys can keep it in their pants while girls can’t keep their legs closed. Secrets spread like fire in this school, don’t trust anyone unless you want people talking about it.
“Did you hear about the tea going around Oak Hills High School? More fights happened today because a hoe couldn’t keep her mouth shut.”
by Oak Hills High School December 26, 2018
The only high school in Beverly Hills, California. Pretty much a dumping ground for everybody in the city who's own local high schools sucks, like most high schools in the city do, yet who actually care about getting a public education. One of if not the safest and best public high schools in the Los Angeles area.
In movies and TV shows, Beverly is usually portrayed as being full of preppy, rich Beverly Hills stereotype kids. This isn't necessarily true: anybody who has money goes to a private school, which means most of the kids who live in Beverly Hills don't even go to Beverly.
Also a popular place to go for kids who get kicked out of private school, sometimes more than once.
In movies and TV shows, Beverly is usually portrayed as being full of preppy, rich Beverly Hills stereotype kids. This isn't necessarily true: anybody who has money goes to a private school, which means most of the kids who live in Beverly Hills don't even go to Beverly.
Also a popular place to go for kids who get kicked out of private school, sometimes more than once.
Person 1: Hey man, what school do you go to?
Person 2: I go to Beverly.*
Person 1: Oh, that's cool. Did you get kicked out of Harvard-Westlake?
Person 2: No, but my regular district school is Uni**, so I transferred to Beverly.
Person 1: Oh man, good choice.
* "Beverly" is short for "Beverly Hills High School"
** "Uni" is short for "University High School," another Los Angeles high school.
Person 2: I go to Beverly.*
Person 1: Oh, that's cool. Did you get kicked out of Harvard-Westlake?
Person 2: No, but my regular district school is Uni**, so I transferred to Beverly.
Person 1: Oh man, good choice.
* "Beverly" is short for "Beverly Hills High School"
** "Uni" is short for "University High School," another Los Angeles high school.
by lovesmesumcake August 18, 2008