naked heed

bald head

You've got a naked heed!

by toadibreed January 16, 2009

bible heed

to be totally in love with god and jesus. often attends maranatha.. also doesnt like to swear.

boy: duuuuude, i wana lay emily haxton!
other boy: you have no chance.. shes a bible heed.

by kellyaaaaaaaaa October 06, 2010

Boggle yer heed

To boggle yer heed means to allow someone to give you a blow job

C’mere you and al boggle yer heed
If you gies a strawberry kiss al let ye boggle ma heed

by Wee Davie November 27, 2020

Och ma heed

A Scottish mantra. Most associated with imbibing to excess in the recent past.

Englishman no. 1See that guy over there? The redhead collapsed in the street, conveniently over a drain, wearing a kilt with a sporran, whilst spastically hugging a Whiskey vomit soaked set of Bagpipes?

Englishman no. 2 You mean that strange chap that last night staggered into a nearby biker pub in London's East End threatening to kill everybody?

Englishman no. 1 Yes! Well... you know what? I reckon there's a fair chance he might be Scottish! Listen! He's feebly chanting 'och ma heed'.

by jonimethfan October 08, 2011

Rip the heed off it

To masturbate the scottishh way

Saves gone to the bog to rip the heed off it again , he must be bored at work.

by Scotty too hottie May 06, 2015

Rip Yir Heed Aff

to take some 1s head of, usually said in anger

"I m gonna rip u r heed aff n shite doon u r neck!"

by BigLeary May 22, 2005

away boil yer heed

Polite word of telling someone to fuck off when you can't be bothered with them.

Guy1: hiya, did you hea...
*guy2 interupts*
Guy2: away boil yer heed ya daft cunt!

by The ugly otter February 16, 2017