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Looking for the hamster

Feeling horny so get naked, down on your knees, hoping to be caught and taken advantage of.
I was feeling horny, so I waited for him looking for the hamster.
by ClintReno April 5, 2019
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oh shit get the hamster

A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.
any last words?
oh shit get the hamster

oh fuck the police are on to us
Bye hamster
by Get Rick rolled January 2, 2021
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The unicorn hamster

When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn.
When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn. "The unicorn hamster".
by Intercourse master mind August 25, 2010
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Hang your hat on the muscle hamster

To put on a condom.

The term was originally used in reference to being "all-in" on Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Doug Martin, who is known as the muscle hamster. However, the term sounds much more like putting on a condom.
"You don't know where that chick has been. Better hang your hat on the muscle hamster."
by JohnRambo10 August 31, 2014
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The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.
by Dannielio April 21, 2007
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The Glass Hamster

The Glass Hamster was a Youtuber Between the years 2014-2019. The Youtube channel never got popular. The Youtube Channel had a small but loyal fanbase.

The Channel later became part of a media organization.
Who remembers the glass hamster, that was a lame YouTube Channel.
by WednesdayBoii May 20, 2019
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Hamster in the tubes

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people
"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."
by Warkitten October 12, 2008
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