gobbler

Someone who sucks more than most other people. A person that does in fact suck the cock or acts like one who sucks the cock.

Look at that gobbler in the pink polo with the popped collar.

by ogie_ogelthorp September 20, 2005

Gobbler

While having sex with a girl doggie style, upon insertion of penis into the vaginal canal insert thumb into anus with fingers pointed up, thus resembling a turkey for thanksgiving.

Jane seemed pleasantly surprised when I gave her a gobbler last night.

by Mustang Mike November 23, 2009

Gobbler

A term used in the logistics/brokering field referring to people over the phone who are unclear in their speech. Typically leaning more towards people of Indian Asian descent due to their accents but a gobbler can be anyone from any descent.

Is also not a trustworthy person. Most gobblers are trying to scam or screw you over in some capacity.

*on the phone* "Hey, how are you today sir?"

"uhhhhh, you have road for today?! *car window open* *baby screaming* *loud unidentified sound*

"Yea, sorry man. I can't work with gobblers" *Hangs up the phone*

by Slayer of Gobs September 20, 2023

Gobbler

Someone who goes to every meeting and thinks he's God

This lowlife has attended 6 meetings this week. What a gobbler

by Gobblerz October 3, 2018

gobbler

A subspecies of man whom has atleast three chins, resulting in more chins then brain cells. AKA the Gobbler

Anyone of random supervisors with multiple chins known as the gobbler

by notgonnadoit December 29, 2009

Gobbler

The act of a group of people tapping the forehead of a passed out loser with their penis'.
Usually occurs on a football trip away or a bucks weekend.

Also known as a Turkey Slap.

Oi boys, Petey's passed out, let's give him a Gobbler and tape it for his wedding video.

by Turkey Pete May 2, 2005

gobbler

when a females clitoris looks similar to that of a turkeys neck

turkey gobbler

by turkeygob October 1, 2010