tending to the slow cooker

to engage in masturbation

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

by gazza222 November 7, 2020

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coolest of the cool

coolest of of the coolery.

woah, look and Jill and Blake they're the coolest of the cool!

by jjiammarino December 13, 2013

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Sara mask-kissed Hugh softly and while realising she was in fact kissing a piece of plastic and not the sweet lips of her loved one, she got angry and irrational and pierced the mask with her tongue so she could be close to him.

Sara said the situation reminded her of love in the time of cholera.

We do not know how Hugh reacted, we have not heard of him since.
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by Krkič March 8, 2020

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The Hiroshima rice cooker

Ask an Asian bird to do some roleplaying in the bedroom, blindfold her, put rice in her snatch, pinch her flaps open to spread her hole, then press you asshole on her cunthole and drop a massive fart, then take off her blindfold and tell her all those little ricers didn't see that coming just like her ancestors at Hiroshima.

Bro, i made sushi with this asian chick last night, we used the Hiroshima rice cooker to make the rice, it made the sushi taste like shit.

by Douwntanal October 30, 2019