Sit and spin, but with a clinch
by Jakob dials October 15, 2019

by JakesMom69 July 30, 2016

by Dilligulper09 January 12, 2025

by queefquarf234 June 6, 2022

The act of one pinching the top of their foreskin closed, and then pissing inside so that it inflates like a balloon.
Guy 1: “yo, have you tried clinching yet?”
Guy 2: “yes, but I had a full bladder so I damaged my foreskin and had to go the hospital.”
Guy 1: “damn bro”
Guy 2: “yes, but I had a full bladder so I damaged my foreskin and had to go the hospital.”
Guy 1: “damn bro”
by a fat glebaglob May 13, 2025

When a close friend begins acting like a poser. This is an action to be performed strictly in private or online. Clinch Maxxing is frowned upon in most circles.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.
That guy is clinch maxxing all of his friends, and now they don't know what to do do about the longevity of said freindship.
by BOBGOATBOBTHEGOAT January 15, 2024

Whe the woman your having sex with has Covid 19 and she coughs repeatedly....causing her vagina to clinch several times, until you cum.
Hey babe since you coughing I'm going to stop and get you some medicine...but before you take it can I get a COLD CLINCH..???
by Sick Em D August 21, 2022
