September 5th

everyone who has this birthday is an absolute mad lad, freddie mercury was born then :)

hey happy birthday freddie its your birthday hell yeah its happy birthday birthday day your day of birth september 5th today is the day

by missfarenhite March 1, 2020

5th of July

Traditional holiday for those who work the 4th of July. Usually involves vast amounts of alcohol, loud music, fireworks, and time well spent with those with who you work with. Often is the drunkest and best day of the summer.

After working on the 4th of July, they decided to celebrate the 5th of July instead.

The 5th of July is the best day ever!

Everyone got trashed this 5th of July

by Remmy and AJ July 20, 2008

January 5th

THIS DAY WHERE ALL THE FINE ASS NIGGAS N BITCHES ARE BORN, IF YOU NOT BORN ON THIS DAY YOUR A IRRELEVANT BITCH (;

you were born on january 5th ? YESSIRRR!! i wish i was born on january 5th that’s when all the finest niggas n bitches are born

by real ass bitch 124 November 2, 2019

November 5th

National Destiel Day, in honor of the canonization of the popular Supernatural ship known as Destiel, and the surrounding memes that created destielputinelection.

Dude, remember when Destiel went canon and it trended above the 2020 election?

Yeah, take me back to November 5th.

by thee biblical heller March 8, 2021

August 5th

The day of extreme crackheadery. A day where acting like a complete buffoon is acceptable and encouraged.

"It's August 5th! Let's go apeshit!!"

by Yeehawbigtiddies October 15, 2019

May 5th

Whip out ur titty day

On the special day a boy gets one use of this and whoever he sends it to HAS to do it.

Chad: hey Jessica it’s may 5th u know wat that mean

Jessica: wat does it mean?

Chad: whip out ur tittys

Jessica: ugh fine only because it’s this special day

by Joe mamba May 5, 2020

5th of July

The day when you walk down the street and see things such as sticks from bottle rockets, and remnants of Roman candles scattered in lawns and in gutters, and the occasional "banana peeled" mailbox that got that way because some asshaberdasher shoved a lighted M80 or M500 illegal firecracker into it the night before.

Hey Jimbo, check out that demolished mailbox!
Must be the 5th of July or something!

by Telephony July 3, 2014