The

Why the fuck is anybody looking up this definition. You need to get off this site and get some serious fucking mental help. I’m not joking, my prays are for you.

Me: “did you see THE dumbass?”

You: “No I haven’t looked in The mirror yet today”

by pooslingerpooeater August 3, 2020

The

THE word THE is one of THE most commonly used words in THE English language. It is an article even more descriptive then THE word a.

I'm not talking about just A banana. I'm talking about THE banana.

by firstnamelastname December 31, 2016

The

Why tf would you search up the definition of the? It's the most common word that is used in the English language. It's so common that I've used it in this sentence alone 5 times. Go back home, you're drunk.

What the fuck, Gerald?

by AutisticTexas February 10, 2020

The

Definitive article before a person’s name. Awarded to a hard working piss-wreck that can drink all night, work all day and back it up again for a minimum of four night/days.

Generally executed in a position of responsibility or where technical knowledge needs to be displayed while intoxicated.

Manager: ‘How the fuck is Dave alive let alone at work?’
Supervisor: ‘That is how The Dave rolls.’
Manager: ‘And managed to resolve that problem in the state he is in?’
Supervisor: ‘He did.’
Manager: ‘The Dave’.

by Zoltan Technician August 12, 2018

The

A definite article used to refer to a specific thing. When wanting to refer to a specific noun, use "the" before saying it.

The elephant eats cake

by nfhlkjnvpiauortnb kflnovinosdm October 9, 2019

The

Hardest word in English dictionary to define without using it in a sentence. result is that you sound like most retarded person on planet.

The

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 12, 2022

The

The

The dog is actually named The.

by Darkpower_King/MegaDeath11 April 3, 2021