paint the bathroom a new color 

The effect of an unfortunate and rare diarreal bowel movement consisting of a wide radius of projectiles outside of the commode area, resembling that of a bodily explosion from the anus.

Person one: "Who is holding up the line to the restroom? They have been in there for more than twenty minutes!"

Person two: "I don't know, but they must be painting the bathroom a new color!"

paint the bathroom a new color by kalcorn August 26, 2005

Do you have to go to the bathroom?

When a male is attempting to form an association with a female in a social setting, That females cock blocking friend is like " I have to go to the bathroom, do you have to go to the bathroom?" In an attempt to get the female away from the female whether she was interested or not.

"do you have to go to the bathroom?, we have to go the bathroom"

Do you have to go to the bathroom? by QNA February 2, 2008

Tombstone (the bathroom) 

The forceable destruction of indoor plumbing by nearly involuntary assplosion.

"how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"

"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"

Tombstone (the bathroom) by chuckD September 10, 2013

Break the bathroom

Going to the bathroom when the teacher says no

I had to break the bathroom beacuse mrs.lon would not let me go.

Break the bathroom by Break January 24, 2019

The Blood in the bathroom 

When asked what “the incident” at your school was, this is a common answer. An unsolved mystery, typically taking place at schools in small unknown towns, kids will find the bathroom covered in blood (usually an ridiculously large amount) and report it, but never hear anything back about what happened.

Her: what what “the incident” at your high school

Him: the blood in the bathroom

Her: what?

Him: it’s a long story

The Blood in the bathroom by ElloLuvs June 17, 2021

Where's the bathroom? 

A question most commonly asked to information booths, security guards, waitresses, and lemonade booth employees.

A: (holding it in) hey. Where's the bathroom?!
B:{OMFG! NOT AGAIN!} right behind you sir. Have a nice day. {dumbass}

Where's the bathroom? by minmin293 September 15, 2013

Monkey in the bathroom

When your monkey uses the toilet again

Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana

Monkey in the bathroom by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020