Trendy Tarantula

People that do not have much opinion of there own . and just like stuff because its trendy

Lets go to pinks hot dogs and stand in line for 2 hours like a couple of trendy Tarantulas

by Rpm arts October 29, 2018

The Flaming Tarantula

The act of a woman pegging a man for the very first time and with no lubrication

Josh: hey man whats wrong?
Bryan: its nothing, its just my girlfriend did the flaming tarantula by surprise

Josh: wait really?!?!?
Bryan: yep...................in the butt

by JHolt1300 March 22, 2023

Tarantula

Tarantula tuh-ran-chuh-luh
• noun, plural (las)

1. A busted female anus. One acquires such an asshole when it becomes over populated by the male genitalia.
The term "tarantula" is used in this context because of how anal wrinkles spread out like that of a spider's legs.
If the girl's asshole is hairy, this further solidified the fact that she has a tarantula.

Before I met Aaron's new girlfriend, he showed me a picture of her tarantula on the internet. I couldn't look her in the face.

by detective_tg9 August 12, 2009

tarantula-juice

Potent or inferior liquor

Just tasting that tarantula-juice was enough to make you vomit.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2010

Taintular

Area around or where the taint is

Stephen Jackson: "You know what a 69 always help forget about taint. Except for my mouth and face is in the taintular region."

Creepy weirdo on the internet: I can't get into anyone's taintular region.
Normal person: "Probably because our parents were cruel and named us these weird ass names."
Creepy weirdo on the internet: "Fair point"

by the_true_king_of_sarcasm July 24, 2021

Taintular

Something that relates to or involves taint.
Stephen Jackson: "You know what a 69 always helps forget about taint. Except my mouth I'd face is in the taintular region. Is taintular a word?"

Creep: "women won't let me into the taintular regions."
Raphael: "Ok bit of a weird thing to tell a random person in the bar."
Creep:" I think it is because my parents named me after a Radiohead song."
Raphael: "Which one did they name you after."
Creep:"Creep, my name is Creep Daddy Johnson."
Raphael:" Your parents where cruel but seriously change your name and then maybe you can get into some taintular regions or if $650 you can."

by the_true_king_of_sarcasm July 24, 2021

Dick Tarantula

When a woman is surrounded by eight penises.

Tracy totally loves being a Dick Tarantula

by Andmatheson October 6, 2020