telescopulation

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

by Bill39 December 15, 2008

asian telescope

To spread someone's asscheeks and take a peek into their asshole.

dude i totally asian telescoped this girl last night

by Sawyer5353 February 1, 2009

Telescope

Putting a glass cup, preferably clear, up a girls vagina or ass, and using the bottom of the cup to magnify the inside of the vagina or ass.

Hey baby, mind if I use my special Telescope!

by DredrickTatem May 5, 2009

People watching with telescopes

To take a dump so large and stinky that only 'People watching with telescopes' would survive.

To be of so little worth to society that only 'People watching with telescopes' might be fooled into thinking you have any value.

Warn the people watching with telescopes to back up, it's on it's way, and it's worst than we thought.

If it wasn't for the people watching with telescopes no one would know how we all died today.

The chair you built was so useless even people watching with telescopes could tell.

by Ir4piDcR4ckp07 December 13, 2012

Telescope

A mythical creature, one with large molar teeth and a scally forehead. Famed for the killing of little girls with the famous 'get alice' machine.

'Telascope, on the side, get alice!!!'
'Ah fuck!'
'Where is waterpistol?'

by Prof and Dr Gee December 18, 2004

telescopic umbrella

It was used in the Peter Gabriel song, Modern Love and is another name for a dick or a boner.

Peter: I fly off to Rome to my prima bella. She leaves me in the rain with telescopic umbrella.

by Ballz3D August 27, 2012

Telescope theory

It is when you see a person from a distance, and believe they are attractive, but when they get closer they are fugly.

This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.

Woah she's hot bro!!

Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?

Awwh no way she's ugly!

by jizz u l8a August 25, 2011