teh

an annoying ass word that losers use on the internet but never in spoken english out of shame.

"Teh," he wrote in the context of stupid shitty comment.
"Go fucking screw," a less annoying fellow replied.

by georgebergeron December 18, 2008

teh

1.) A non-deliberate misspelling of the indefinite article "the". Most commonly arises from typing a message to another person over the internet too quickly.

2.) A deliberate misspelling of the indefinite article "the". Used most frequently by people who also use other deliberate misspellings or shortenings of words such as "u". Means roughly the same as "very".

3.) An abbreviation for "the extreme highest". Often, this is what is meant by people who misspell "the" purposefully as in (2) above.

1.) I went to teh store the other day but they didn't have any fried pickles.

2.) d00d ur all teh best ppl evar!!!11

3.) You're teh man on that server.

by fenixfether June 01, 2005

teh

Miss speling of "the" .Often used by n00bs or haxorz.

OMGZZZ!!!!!That is TEH roxers!!!7!!!

by Boss302 July 22, 2005

teh

Used to be typo of "the" now used by stupid, annoying gamers, tryhard 13 year olds and asian

asian: "I am teh awsommmeee
Gamer: "1 sp3nd w4y t00 much 0f ma l1f3 g4m1ng, bu7 1m st1ll teh 00b3r g4mer"
13 year old: I teh saaa gayy"

by zedarkangel August 22, 2010

teh

when manga-freaks think they're all hot-shit by instead of saying "the" they say "teh"

"Hey, my homie-licious G-man, i just bought teh new pokemon comic"
"Ritcheous!"

by Whats_in_a_name? May 27, 2005

teh

Another pathetic chat room misspelling. 'Teh' is commonly used by fucking retards who think they're cool because they made up their own word. Anyone who spells 'the' t-e-h is a fucking faggot.

Stupid gay wanskta kid: "Yo, I'm teh shit."
Smart kid: "Fuck off you fucking ass licking rectal infection."

by Beavis December 29, 2004

teh

means the same as "the", only 20 time cooler..............or 20 times more retarded depending on your IQ

www.mustangworld.com is teh best website evar!!!!!!

by John December 15, 2004