Technohipster

A particular brand of the stereotypical hipster that insists older technology was better, as a principle. Will display regressive thought where technology is concerned, arguing that a game system, operating system, or whatever else's predecessor far exceeds it in quality, regardless of its improvements.

Unrelated to the music genre Techno.

"A new game for the Wii? That means it sucks. Twilight Princess was done on the Gamecube, and it was way better than anything on the Wii." ~A real example of a technohipster

"Windows 7 sucks. I'm glad I was never conned into switching from 98." ~A less real example of a technohipster

by Misuto October 19, 2011

technophile

Someone who becomes sexual aroused while in the presence of latest technology.

Technophile: I have nothing better to do but bash gaming consoles and care about which console is selling best.

Me: Just play your fucking ps3 and shut the fuck up, no one gives a fuck.

Example 2:
Technophile: ...Ipod...Ipod...Ipod..........ipod...

by Astro man February 6, 2008

technophiliac

someone who has sexual intercourse with machines

alan - so whys dave got a robot bent over a table and appears to be abusing it??

steve - oh didnt you know, daves a technophiliac

by ultra violet dragon December 12, 2010

technophile

The opposite to a Luddite

He praises technology unlike that guy who is a luddite.

by Christian Lindman April 16, 2003

Hemorrhagic Technophilia

A disorder in which one bleeds technology!

that greg spends all his time researching new martin products. He totaly has a bad case of hemorrhagic technophilia.

by Gregy miccuntmuffin March 11, 2010

TECHNOPHILE

Techno Music + Pedophile

"HAHA! Mr Incognito is a Technophile!"

by kawaiimandi December 12, 2008

Technoshipping

A gay ship featuring two main Protagonists in Ninjago. Zane, the ice ninja, and Jay, the lightning ninja. Some says they have good Chemistry together. Ideal ship name came from one being a Droid, while the other loves to tinker for the group.

'Technoshipping had happened right under our noses'

Or

'I can see Technoshipping happening'

by _smol_owl_ September 7, 2020