technodouche

A technically educated person who, because of their extensive education and high IQ, is prone to use technical jargon but has no clue how to apply technology in real life situations.

Jim: "If Microsoft Word is not flagging a clearly misspelled word, is it because there is a patch that I need to download and install?"

Jane: "No, you technodouche, it's because you're typing in all caps."

by Fannebelt April 9, 2010

Technomediumship

Technomediumship is the idea about automatize mediumship, in other words, to create technology able to channelize spiritual beings and other spiritual things. Technomediumship is considered as one of the main concepts inside technodeism and extraphysicism. Since with technomediumship it would be able to search for spiritual beings and for spiritual live in an easy and measurable way.

"Nowadays, so many mediums are advocating technomediumship, because with technomediumship they would be able to completely automatize mediumship and finally be recognized as a spiritual group, besides have recognition by science and technology."

"Technomediumship would be amazing for robots, androids and transhumans be able to have mediumship in an amazing and peculiar way."

by Full Monteirism December 31, 2020

technodouche

A person who has to buy first run tech gadgets just to get bragging rights to own one of the first. They tend to lose interest in their own purchase after the hype dies down and they are mocked because they didn't wait like the rest of us for the price to go down and all the bugs are fixed.

Person A: Joe is such a technodouche, he bought an ipad to read the newspaper.
Person B: Who the hell still reads the newspaper?

by Rev. Jules April 10, 2010

Technosenile

The condition when one is too old to learn how to use their electronic gadgets.

I'm having some trouble with my new cell phone. Maybe I'm going technosenile.

by Annette Cardullo September 4, 2008

technosexual

A man or woman that prefers the company of an electronic device over that of a living being, typically used to describe a woman that does not have a husband/boyfriend as an insult; by claiming they prefer a vibrator to a man.

Man: Are those moon pants, cause that ass is out of this world baby!
Woman uses her mace on Man.
Man: You technosexual bitch, my eyes!

by Nate July 7, 2004

technodelic

technodelic tek-no-del-ik

adjective
1. of or relating to any virtual experience characterized by a deep sense of Divine Oneness, euphoria, ego-death, apparent visual or audio distortion, quieting of mind chatter, or out of body experience.

noun
1. a virtual psychedelic experience.

I have always been anxious about using psychedelic substances, so I tried a technodelic first.

by enterandromeda December 9, 2019

technolegit

a defense of techno as a unique and legitimate form of musical expression

Dude, I'm sick of these etards let's bail. Well maybe the crowd's a little messed up, but technolegit.

by punk intended January 23, 2009