technical dickticulties

When a man is having issues remaining erect during sex or during sexual activities.

Maybe we should try this when you're more focused because it seems like you're having some technical dickticulties.

by King-Char January 9, 2017

Technical support

A place big companies send your call to after dealing with a shitty automated system, just to deal with some fuck in india who you cant understand what so ever.

Herro dees ees abdul with Technical support, how mae i help yew today.

by Creeper Slayer October 17, 2019

Technical Death Metal

Often used interchangeably with progressive death metal, technical death metal (or simply "tech death") is a subgenre of brutal death metal that emphasizes complexity. It can be influenced by jazz or classical music. Some tech death metal bands have incorporated psychedelia, Aboriginal music, Mediterranean modes, and even symphonic elements into their music.

Decapitated is one of the most prominent technical death metal acts.

by Jesus Christ, Peace Be Upon Me September 17, 2011

technical threesome

Noun, activities associated with sex of two people, next to, above, or below another person.

Josh and Lisa got it on, while Marc slept in the next bed, it was a technical threesome!

Josh was felching Lisa on the bottom bunk, while Marc was beating off on the top bunk, total technical threesome!

Josh was sucking off Marc, while Lisa looked for her bra underneath...technical threesome!

by suite1157 December 14, 2008

technical chimp

the old way for youtube to say your connection is down

the technical chimps are working on it

by pyrolitch November 21, 2015

Technical Virgin

A man/woman, who by definition is a virgin due to non-existence of sexual intercourse in their life, but who has otherwise sexually gratified the other gender (or the same gender) with the use of their hands, mouth, or buttocks.

Dude: I totally got my rocks off with Stacy last night.

Girl: But isn't Stacy a virgin?

Dude: Correction, she's a Technical Virgin, she's been giving blowjobs and handjobs since she was 14, and i dumped my load in my ass when i was done.

by thebiglebowski007 October 23, 2011

technical tajiki

a person who talks using definitions straight from a book, or talks in a way which no one understands (aka SAT vocab).

Bryan- Ali can you pass me the sugar please?
Ali- Technically, it's monoglucose straight from centrioles in the chloroplasts of a plant.
Bryan- Pass me the fucking sugar Technical Tajiki.
Ali- Here's the monoglucose.

by byang December 28, 2008