pick a teapot

Another way to tell another person to have a cone/bong

“Oi Sarah, it’s your turn to pick a teapot”

by QueenOfCats7 March 5, 2018

Teapot Shuffle

The pose adopted by one downloading porn; double clicking with one hand and spanking off with the other. The participant's silhouette is reminiscent of the actions of the well known nursery rhyme 'I'm a little teapot'

My cleaner walked in on me while I was doing the the teapot shuffle.

by Gay Indifference July 5, 2008

teapot

A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.

I gave her a teapot and painted her back white.

by Brian Allen Williams July 22, 2008

About as much use as a chocolate teapot

A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.

That George Bush is about as much use as a chocolate teapot

by xterrorx November 30, 2004

Brass Teapot

Brass Teapot

When a woman is lying on a bed on her back with her head hanging off of the bed. Then, the man straddles her face and she tosses his salad, while he jerks off onto her tits with his other hand placed on the bridge of his back thus simulating a teapot.

After a long days work, it's always nice to go home and give my wife a brass teapot.

by BillRyansmom April 4, 2013

TrapHouse

Area or house usually and frequently occupied by drug dealers/ drug users. In most cases the top floor apatment buildings in Somerset serve as good examples of traphouses because of their constant attraction to high school students and/ or college students looking for drugs, the massive amounts of drugs and money flowing through exclusively seen by the respective family's of said house, and the characteristic single door (only one way in and one way out)

Ring Ringg. "Hello?" - "Hi is this T Loy?" - "..Yes" - "so I heard you got tha TrapHouse can we roll through?" - "one Question" - "whats gucci" - "Wheres The Weed At?!?"

by husienumbatwosie November 18, 2009

teapot tim

An awesome stuntman on HOT99.5's Mark and Kris in the morning. He has smoked cicadas, waxed his legs, stapled his butt-cheeks together, and so much more...

Teapot Tim rox my sox!

by :) May 18, 2004