thailyn

a beautiful unique woman, she is amazing and can lift who ever spirit around her.

she is light skinned has perfect brown eyes, softest lips like a fantasy and has the perfect height for a bad girl.

She is what guys would call a trophy wife or a queen that deserves an amazing king.

Think of a uprising angel here to spread joy and happiness all over the world and love in everyone heart.

Guy A: who is that?
Guy B: That's Thailyn she is the cutest girl in school
Guy A: I gotta have that, never seen anyone like her
Guy B: true!

by Roman6337 August 19, 2014

Thailand

One of the best nations there is.

A:Dude, I heard Thailand finally elected a new prime minister.
B:Cool! Who is it.
A: Sike Prayut will always be the prime minister of Thailand.

by PrayutLand September 9, 2019

thaiarrhea

diarrhea from eating Thai food that is too spicy, usually causing a burning, extremely sore asshole.

That restaurant gave me the worst thaiarrhea

by TheSpiceKillsMe June 16, 2008

Kim Thai

To leave abusively and abruptly. Turning friends into bitter enemies by leaving them.

"Did you hear? Danny is pulling a Kim Thai!"

"Why don't you just Kim Thai me?!" she wailed, and turns away from him, running into the night, tears falling down her pink cheeks.

by bad_batz November 30, 2011

thaiarrhea

A seismic case of diarrhea that ensues after eating Thai food. It often arrives without warning and takes no prisoners. A friend-breaker.

My romantic dinner date last night was great... until I was overcome with a lethal case of thaiarrhea while driving home.

by patrickinbigd February 28, 2011

Thai Basket

A sex act unique to Thai massage parlors. Similar to the Happy ending, parlor goers pay premium prices to receive massage treatment, and upon the finish of the massage, the man lies on his back with penis erect as his Thai masseuse sits in a wicker basket attached to a rope&pulley. In the bottom of the basket is a strategically placed hole...
Another massuese may be called in or the man may operate the pulley himself, but regardless - His thai girl is raised up above his member and then lowered onto him...
To complete the act of the Thai Basket, once the Thai masseuse's vagina is securely placed on the paying man's cock - the man must spin the basket, revolving the girl around his penis at many revolutions per minute until he acheives orgasm or she vomits. Whichever comes first...

Bob: Oh man, you should have come to that massage place with us bro!

Jim: And why's that?

Bob: Johnny got a Thai basket! It's better than a happy ending!! This asian chick spun around on his dick! It was awesome!

Jim: No way! I want to get one of those!

Bob: YEA!

They high five.

by Aubman November 20, 2007

Muay Thai

Incredibly brutal, violent and effective martial art originating from Thailand, originally taught to Thai soldiers as part of Krabi Krabong.

Famous for its mind-blowingly fast and powerful kicks.

I saw some Muay Thai practitioner kill a guy with his bare hands.

by Pornocrasizzle November 22, 2003