twatster

A derogatory term for the pretentious hipster. Originated in the UK.

I tried to go to the concert last Sunday but the venue was filled with freakin twatsters!

by SFM 4eva! July 19, 2005

twatsap

a twat that uses the acronym "asap"

John: lets key this car asap

Richard: you're such a twatsap

by twatsapper September 16, 2010

twatspeak

Meaningless drivel routinely churned out by politicians, people in marketing, management etc. Mainly the product of laziness, as it is easier to repeat impressive sounding words they have heard others use rather than think of something original to say.

The politician spoke of the need to roll out plans to proactively upskill stakeholders, thus empowering them and incentivizing them to meet the challenges of the 21st century global workplace. Everyone knew he was talking in twatspeak, and ignored him.

by Llama Man March 12, 2008

Tawseef

A splendid and cultured individual. Usually from the country of Bangladesh and are known by others as legends. Also known for genius thoughts and excellent grades. And occasionally talk to lame people.

Tawseef has a 4.0 GPA.

by Saad T. December 10, 2017

tatsquatch

A tattoo that is covered by body hair

an individual that has the pride of owning a tattoo that over time has been engulfed by chest pubes, arm hair, back hair, etc. Now resembling a tattoed chimpanzie or sasquatch... tatsquatch

by herbaliser72 March 19, 2009

Shit-Tarts

An exclamation of disapproval

Shit-Tarts! Somebody stole my baby!

by Chachi October 13, 2004

Tawsif

Tawsif is an Arabic word which is used as a name in the Middle-East and Southern Asia. It means Pathfinder,Scout or someone who shows you the path towards the truth.

Tawsif is a very ambitious kid

by RONiN2050 June 26, 2021