Tabasco

A substance of great mystery and horror.

Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.

Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.

I had Tabasco sauce once and it was awful. But maybe that's only cuz I'm a woman ;)

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Tabasco Tornado

When you put Tabasco sauce in a girl's butt-hole, then make her do a hand-stand.

"My asshole burns so bad".

"Why?"

"Ronnie made me do a Tabasco Tornado".

"Dang".

by HellraiserMcGee April 13, 2011

tabasco balls

when you put tabasco on your balls then put them in a girls gaping mouth

my girlfriend loves me now
why?
because i combined her favorite sauce and tea bagging
what do you call this glorious invention?
tabasco balls

by marshwallow June 12, 2012

Tarasco's Army

The group of APUSH students dedicated to serving Lord Tarasco. "It may be a dictatorship but we are thankful for our leader" states student Landon H. When Lord Tarasco says shut up the good army of 2nd period always listens and doesn't bitch and complain like 1st period.

"Lord Yerger, shall we surprise attack Tarasco's Army? Holy crap they are at our door armed with big sticks and syphilis!!"

by BruhAPUSH69 December 17, 2019

sexual tabasco

Tabasco originally means a Mexican sauce that is used in very less quantity . Sexual tabasco mainly refers to an ingredient/person that shall bring novelty and spice to the intercourse.

With you , her and me acting as a sexual tabasco . We shall have a night to remember.

by CraveforChaos February 20, 2017

Tabasco Break up

Putting Tabsco sauce all over the exterior of a condum and having sex with your girlfriend, right before you break up.

Guy: "That bitch cheated on me"

Friend: " What did you do?"

Guy: "I gave that bitch a tabasco break up"

by KMobley December 28, 2009

Tabasco Telephone

The performance of covering the receiving end of a telephone with Tabasco sauce, then plowing it into your girlfriends anus. Then remove it, and call your parents.

Dude, I really want to give her a Tabasco Telephone. Yeah man that would be sweet.

by big old boner November 11, 2009