twitterpated 

1) jumping from one thought process to another with no outcome. 2) unable to make a decision before progressing to another option with no conclusion.

Mary is so twitterpated that it is uncomfortable trying to work with her.

twitterpated by rick stevens February 20, 2007

Twitterpated 

1. A word of infatuation.
2. A word that is full of fucks.

1. My boyfriend is so amazing, I'm so twitterpated!
2. Twitterpated; I love the fuck out of that word!

Twitterpated by thechelsum March 25, 2010

Twitterpated 

When one can't come up with anything to type into their computer or other electronic device either on Twitter, FaceBook or any other electronic social medium.

Twitterpated: Derived from The words Twitter and Constipated

I can't think of a response to your tweet I must be Twitterpated. Or I can't come up with S#!T to Tweet about I'm Twitterpated

Twitterpated by StarDave'snothere August 14, 2011

Twitterpated 

When a person becomes violent because of reading a post written about them on the social media/networking site Twitter.

After what that bitch said on twitter I became so twitterpated I had to beat her ass!

Twitterpated by Pariahnola1 September 28, 2013

twitterpated 

Someone who is obsessed with using the social networking tool Twitter. A twitterpated person will tend to post more than 20 times per day.

Justin updates his Twitter so often I fear he's twitterpated.

twitterpated by Rebel Nicci December 9, 2008

twitterpated 

When the Twitter network becomes overloaded and you can't log on.

Man, I was gonna tweet at you but the website was twitterpated. I couldn't even log on!

twitterpated by VmpyrRain June 14, 2009

twitterpated 

Someone who is addicted to Twitter, obessed, a la the "Bambi" defintion of twitterpated.

Americans are twitterpated with Twitter

twitterpated by massacred_and_anonymous July 4, 2009