TSIF

Thank Science It's Friday. Used commonly by those who do not believe in God or of higher beings. Rather than saying it is Friday because of God's ways, TSIF says it is because of the laws of nature, and how once every 7 full rotations of the Earth the manmade term "Friday" applies for slightly over 24 hours.

Sam: TGIF
Chris: Bro you know I don't believe in God I'm offended by that statement.
Sam: Oh shit I'm sorry, TSIF.

by CactusEvergreen November 3, 2017

TSIF

This shit is fu*k#d

Bro, TSIF!

by KingBurg January 19, 2021

TSIF

The system is fucked!

Person 1: You can’t love and marry a person in India.
Person 2: Dayum son! TSIF!

by pooryogash2288 November 20, 2020

TSIF

You know about "thank god it's friday" but what about the friendly satanic people out there? TSIF means, you guessed it, Thank Satan It's Friday.

Unholy hell, this was a long week! TSIF!

by Pogan_Laul_not_spicy_.com_ March 26, 2021

TSIF

That snail is fast, that s*** is real or Thanks So much It is Friday

A: what day is today
B: It's friday
A: TSIF

by AYOWHATTHE March 12, 2021

TSwift

Taylor Swift. An alien eyed, crazy haired, big headed, small bodied, disproportionate, lying, cheating, rumor spreading, name calling, bashing, whiny, all around unattractive girl like creature. Makes many grammatical and literary errors in her songs such as “Love Story.” Romeo and Juliet die Taylor, ok? And he’s not talking slow, he’s talking low. She and MyCy are friends, which isn’t surprising as they both are delusional, certifiably insane, and are exes of the Jonas Brothers. Ruins an otherwise good day.

TSwift songs cause my skin to crawl and bile to rise in my throat.

by veronica_jonas May 17, 2009

tinified

To make something smaller. To be a smaller version of something.

An EEE pc is a tinified version of a regular laptop, also known as a netbook.

by ResTech January 9, 2010