Thousand oaks

It's just a rich, racist, white, stuck up, overcrowded fucking hellhole!!!! It's filled with nothing but stupid, rich cunts who think they're God and anyone who is poor or homeless is trash!!!! People will stare at you and talk shit if your not driving a bentley or a Benz!!!! It's too hot there and it's too busy!!!! And yes it's also a very boring place; there is nothing to do and nowhere to go. Everything is overpriced and you have to have a car to get around. 99% of the fuck wads who live here suck ass and act holier than thou. Just a bunch of brainless rich soccer moms driving Escalades all day drinking Starbucks and trying to act "cool" fuck this rich shit hole and everyone who lives there!!!! The only cool and nice people are the local homeless.

Thousand oaks is so boring... there's nothing to do and everyone sucks!!!!!

by AMBERR1 October 3, 2016

thousand island

When a guy cums inside a girl who is having her period, the resulting substance that drips down her legs when she stands up.

Look at the thousand island we got all over my bed! How about a salad?

by Elizabeth Ledbetter July 12, 2007

thousand bajillion

Used to demonstrate such a ridiculous amount of time, you have to define it by a non-existent number.

I waited to have sex with you for like, a thousand bajillion years! That's way more than I ever would have waited for anyone else!

by JJ Sparkles November 21, 2012

thousand island dressing

when a man and a women engage in intercourse while the women is on her period, and he’s ejaculates inside her.

ashlynn: I want dick but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, make some thousand island dressing.

by meganlikesbbc February 21, 2019

thousand oaks

A very boring city it is... It is very quiet and clean though. The roads are very confusing, and it's not very cheap there either. Not only is the real estate mucho expensive, but all other prices such as gas as well. It's a rich mans city,not bad for retirement. Wouldn't want to live there if I were interested in the party scene, or saving money at that. It's not realy near anything either. Thousand Oaks bites!!

I've been lost many a time in thousand oaks, had to spend money on gas which was rediculous; after spending a significant amount of time looking for a gas station. It's not a convenient city.

by Bergesmurf April 20, 2006

Thousand Oaks

The most amazing, greatest place on the face of the planet. No joke.

Goddamn i love Thousand Oaks.

by Brian William French March 10, 2005

THOUSAND YEAR POOP

A Thousand Year Poop occurs when you think to yourself, "Golly, it feels like I haven't pooped in a thousand years!"

*And then you proceed to poop for a thousand years*

Jeffbro: Duderino Willies, I pooped so long the sky went from light to dark!

Dudewillis: Sounds like a Thousand Year Poop to me, Jeffrey Bruthers!

by Guymans February 4, 2013