cookie ruler

Someone who's extremely bored right now.

If your are reading this, you are Cookie Ruler.

by Coganator August 22, 2007

ruler eyes

Trait possessed by a person likely spawned from shallow gene pool whereby a standard 12" ruler may be placed between the eyes without touching either orb.

Whoa, that Rev. Jackson has ruler eyes. Any farther apart and he's a flounder.

by ssCape August 7, 2013

Bendable Ruler

This is a persons sexuality when they can decide to be straight or gay whenever they want. Elite tier Sexuality

i identify as a Bendable Ruler

by @Sxb04- Instagram November 9, 2020

ruler boy

skeppy. skeppy is a ruler boy. it comes from when he tweeted

Skeppy: im as straight as a ruler

Happytwt: a bendy ruler?

shut up fucking ruler boy

by Atlantical February 28, 2021

White ruler

White ruler

at first you would think a white ruler is something you use to underline things but in the eyes of someone else its seen as something u should shove up your arse

No one wants the white ruler

by alpha mackia March 22, 2021

Ruler God

The god of rulers, will measure anything of any size besides human's unmentionables.

"Who is the most powerful god of them all?"

"Most likely the Ruler God tbh"

by Xercicus June 23, 2018

straight as a ruler

something closeted people use to describe themselves to hint that they’re attracted to the same gender, often used by people who are attracted to the opposite gender as well as the same (ie. bisexuals)

person 1: how are you so straight but so gay at the same exact time

person 2: i’m straight as a ruler

by mori13 February 4, 2021