The Roobsova Effect

The phenomenon by which a man's phalace retracts into themselves after they witness the presence of "one of dem hoes."

Oh god, it's happened again. She walked past me, and she gave me another of one of things. The Roobsova Effect, ya know?
What the fuck are you on about?

by Samwise The Green January 2, 2021

Blew the rooster

A complete and utter idiot move of which there is no mistaking, even more embarrassing due to the stupidity behind it.

Can you believe Stan? He really blew the rooster on that one.

He didn't just fuck up, he blew the rooster.

by Soapy Johnson September 23, 2010

shoot the rooster

another way of saying "get er done"

I'm dying to go out drinking. buddy I'm gonna shoot the rooster tonight!

by Mike alonso January 10, 2019

rules the roost

Ruling the roost is the same reference. Birds roosting on a perch have a hierarchy the top bird who is at the top of the pecking order gets the best spot and sits where they want.... they therefore rule the roost

she rules the roost a little too much

by hans_hatseflats January 27, 2021

Shoot the rooster

When during a mfm threeway with the girl riding on top, and she starts to orgasm tilting her head back letting out screams of delight (as in crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to choke and cough.

Dude, the other night with Mandy, she was was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get to her to quiet down.

by Lahist March 7, 2023

put me in the roosevelt

Asking for a room in a "nice" hotel (by their standards) for an event, but the hotel is actually not that great, so it just shows you're trashy.

Put me in The Roosevelt or I'm not coming!

by Guimo Investigador February 11, 2017

rule the roost

what my mother says should be the role of the woman in a relationship.

"hunny, you rule the roost"

by NAAH August 29, 2005