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When Petter Solberg talks about the how it's not the speed that kill, it's the explosion in really bad english
it's not the fart that kills, it's the smell- Petter Solberg
by MustachePotet February 4, 2022
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Fuck in the Fart

This is a typical behavior from a girl whom isn't very well put together...alright, a down-right mess that you shouldn't be fucking with in the first place. While amidst full coitus, your man shaft is deeply engaged with her purple-walled clam stem. Before you know it, while your ball bag is pressed against her brown spider hole, she lets a disco biscuit fly. The reverb from her gas flutters against your man sac and engulfs the room with a cloud of toxins. At this exact moment she grasps your arms tightly and makes you stare into her eyes while your fuck in her fart.
"Ahhh man, that chick is such a mess I can't stop staring at her, it's like staring into the sun, she'll totally make me fuck in the fart."

"I'd rather drink hot dog water than fuck in the fart with that broad!"

"I got so hammered hammered last night I went home with this train wreck and she made me fuck in the fart."
by CockCousteau October 23, 2012
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A phrase that is stated when one cannot make a decision on an important matter and the more that one tries to concentrate to figure out the answer, the more confusing it becomes.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.
With my employer determined to downsize they told me they needed my decision on their early retirement package. I am so stressed that I'm caught between the fart and the shit and I cannot decide.

indecisive stress
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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What the fart?

Expression to replace "what the fuck?", but commonly used in a stinky situation. In other words, when someone close by farts, usually in a large group of people, and there is confusion of who it was. Also followed by debate of who is was who cut the cheese.
Steve-::fart::
Cherry-What the fart?
Jen- Wasn't me.
Steve- Uh...wasn't me.
by KayX3Kickazz July 23, 2007
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get the fart out of here

I need your fart, award a prize before you go..
- by darling i call you tomorrow
- get the fart out of here my love
- farttttttttt!
- hmmm cheese burger?
by Osuruk July 5, 2009
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Suck the fart right out of her

Placing your lips and sucking on the female milfs ass hole until she releases the winds of the gods upon your face
Person 1- “Ellie’s mother is a milf”
Person 2- “I would like to suck the fart right out of her”
by Big_Bubba_C March 31, 2020
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Heart of the fart

When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.
Phwor!

I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!
by ^^!$#@ August 12, 2019
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