Carnivore Diet

This diet involves eating primal raw meat just like a lion. Mostly from ruminant animals. It was invented by public figure Sv3rige. Sv3rige is very smart.

I eat carnivore diet because of Sv3rige who is very smart.

by MikeTheIncel June 1, 2021

cheato diet

When a person who is supposed to be following the keto diet cheats and goes over their daily carb/sugar limit, their metabolic state goes from ketosis to cheatosis. Go take a dildo shit, motherfucker.

What's with the donuts, Bob? I thought you were on the keto diet.

Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 23, 2019

diet penis

Restricting a penis for one wank a month.

Guy1: Have you wanked off at all this this month?

Guy2: Nah, I'm on that diet penis.

by TheJello November 27, 2017

Hollywood diet

Champagne and cocaine for breakfast.

I was blue in the morning so i started the day with Hollywood diet.

by Kidreindeer December 31, 2019

Kegan diet

A Kegan diet is a combination of Keto and Vegan diets. You eat fruits and vegetables and and saturated fats from coconut oil and other vegetables and eat keto. Eating very low carb to the point of keto and only eating fruits and vegetables and coconut oil.

I went on a Kegan diet and lost 35 pounds and gained 10 pounds of muscle mass.

by HawaiianPunch1 January 24, 2022

Dust Diet

a common practice where the participants insist that the very best way to lose maximum weight is to sniff an 8-ball of coke and never eat anything. Most commonly used by juicebags, club go-ers & obese girls who all of a sudden want to get skinny fast after constant verbal torture through the years

"Hey you know that kid Barone......Man he lost alot of weight fast, his gentleman-friend told me he went on a dust diet for several weeks"

by Tony Dogzz May 13, 2008

soup diet

Stop dickeating

damn bro, soup diet!

by Danny Bingo December 16, 2019