Mobile Deceased

The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.

So the boomers at the office

are mobile deceased..
What?

They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.

That can't be one of yours that's too good.

I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead

You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 14, 2021

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CYST AND DECEASED

THE MIS DEFINITION OF THE PHRASE "CEASE AND DESIST " DERIVED BY A 33 YEAR OLD ANGRY YOUTUBER NAMED GRANNY'S WATCHING.

CYST AND DECEASED IS HOW WORDS COME OUT OF HER MOUTH AND SHE THINKS ITS NORMAL.

Did you get the cyst and deceased letter from Granny's Watching today?
She threatened me with a Cyst and Deceased if i didn't stop talking bout her.

by useyourillusion1 December 27, 2022

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deceasement

The process of being deceased

Boy 1: I crave deceasement
Boy 2: The hell is deceasement?
Boy 1: Wanna find out?

by Cynical049 October 11, 2023

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PARIAH SLIPPAGE DECEASEMENT

B00BY TRAP , END 0F DYNASTY

Well , the IVANA losing hold of the STEPS that seemed to neglect the BREAD BASKET like STANFORD UNIVERSITY does due to their PARSIMONY LAWS no CAR WINDOWS here and as they have this law " HAVE YOU HERD" where they have this ultimatum , EAST PALO ALTO, 0PERATI0N CADAVER, or TRANSGENDER FIXATIONS for ANAL ALAN , "THE COY ONES MAY SAY" , ALAN I WALDMAN ,and here is the thing as PERFECT ROBERT slipped away as the DYNASTY of great DEPPTH is over because contradiction of ELON JUDGMEMT of AMBER RELATIONSHIPS is a N0N0 while just after minor surgery in STANFORD the HERD MENTALITY DIES at this POSH HOTEL in PALO ALTO or real close to it as STANFORD DID IT 0N PURP0SE as they are into the dude of the CARRIBEAN as they don't like ELON because he is smarter than them so the PARIAH SLIPPAGE DECEASEMENT takes seat when especially STANFORD takes a hold of it.

by MAJOR OCCURRENCE July 29, 2022

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DECEASED

When something (a game or a trend, etc.) is extremely dead. It died so fast and so abruptly that "dead" just isn't a powerful enough word.

(Yes, it must be in all caps.)

Candy Cigarettes used to be insanely popular, but they are now absolutely DECEASED because times have changed.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 5, 2021

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