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Dad For The Day

Jeff what happened with you and that girl last night? “I was a dad for the day”
by Chaggot April 16, 2025
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Dad For The Day

Jeff what happened with you and that milf last night? “I was a dad for the day”
by Chaggot April 16, 2025
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When someone says something completely random that doesn’t make sense. When someone says something random, say “Last year at the pool with dad?” Put a question mark at the end.
“I passed my geometry test with a 94.”
“Oh. Reminds me of when I got my pet hamster.”

Last year at the pool with dad?”
Last year, at the pool with dad is just for comedic effect
by Miles Edgeworth76 January 3, 2024
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How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
by Seanbeepbot October 31, 2022
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Me dad's in the army

A reasoning phrase that is often used as a credible excuse even though it may not be true. Implies superiority or immunity.

Prase can be slightly modified to be used as a compliment.
(A)

Jhonno and crew: "Bucko, you're too pissed to drive ya friggin knob"
Bucko: "Its alright boys, me dad's in the army"

- (everybody knows that his dad is not in the army, but thats ok.)

(B)

Bucko: "Did ya hear about Smithy draggin that undercover cop the other night then borin up a darky out the front of his ex's?"
Jhonno: "Yeah man, his dad must be in the army"
by Jayboy_Evo January 25, 2008
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is my dad back from the grocery store

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years
guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage
by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020
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Ur dad left for the milk and never came back

Ur dad left for the milk and never came back means that ur dad left for the milk and never came back, a joke, or a excuse to leave a room forever and never come back.........
Person 1: Ur mom
Person 2: Ur dad left for the milk and never came back *disappears*
by -_-Cora-_- September 3, 2022
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