test drive the ironing board

To reinterview for your current job with an outsourcing company.

After our department got sold out to the contractors I had to test drive the ironing board just to keep my job at a lower pay.

by dfn_doe & Katbot April 12, 2004

The Main Board

The Main Board is the most deluded place on the whole of the innernet, making it extremely amusing for both Saints fans and the rest of the world alike.

The Main Board consists of typical fred such as the one below!

Poster 1: I heard Paul Allen is coming to Saints
Poster 2: hcdajfu
Poster 3: O'RLY
Poster 4: Wow this is great we will be the best team in the world in no time!
Poster 5: We're going to be better than Pompey again!
Poster 6: That'll shut Corp Ho up!
Poster 7: w00t!
Poster 8: I'm going to take over saints.
Poster 9: Lets just focus on our next game for now!
Poster 10: OK, I think we will win!

by wwwwwwwwww December 10, 2007

The Tanooki Board

A message board created by word MPMike \word when he was bored, it has now grown in to the literal Mecca for all 4 of the world's Tanooki worshipers. It is also a gathering place many of those that wish to associate with the strange Tanooki cult-like members.

As see word Tanooki /word and word MPMike /word

The Tanooki Board: we won't bite you much.

by Tanooki January 29, 2003

The Spring Board

When a Man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid penis, folded in half, inside a womans ass. Then allows it to get "Hard" while slowly unfolding into a Springing Action.

"Hey baby, your gonna feel a slight pressure."

"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"

"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."

by backfromiraq January 11, 2012

Hit the back board

When a girl is so slight and of such small build that when having sex with a man, his penis if of decent size is likely to hit the back wall of her pelvis. Like with basketball, hitting the back board.

Shes a tiny little fitty, i bet i would hit the back board with that one…

by Mystikal 234 July 9, 2021

Kornacki on the big board

That special moment when all your talent, smarts, and skills finally get their spotlight, then you're "Kornacki on the big board"

Liza the new bartender makes incredible drinks fast that it's fun to watch. She's so "Kornacki on the big board"!

by Sylvia_Plathish November 6, 2020

Polishing the floor board

Eating a shaved pussy

what you doing tonight?

Polishing the floor board.

your what?

I eating her shaved pussy.

by Shmegan2012 April 18, 2010