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bagel in the bush

When a girl is bored and loves a glem
a:hey man, did you see that bagel in the bush?
b:yeah dude, she was all over that glem
by meal'aieakhsuiab'airh October 18, 2011
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bagel in the oven

Bagel refers to baby, oven is the womb, bagel in the oven
by Youareabasichoe July 6, 2015
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Bagel in the Chimney

“Oh Jessica weve accomplishes maximum effort! Bagel in the Chimney
by Butternutsquash12 June 21, 2018
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Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.
Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.
by BigDog823 November 2, 2019
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in the kitchen have a bagel

1. when you spread the cream cheese real thick.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.
I'll be in the kitchen have a bagel with extra cream cheese.
by deleine_zaddy23 January 23, 2017
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When you nut in a cup, mix it until it’s a cream cheese texture and serve on a bagel to your woman.
Remington gave his wife the alliance cream cheese bagel on their honeymoon.
by Hitler9 February 2, 2026
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