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The Big Bang (AKA the sizzler)

When you view the forbidden porn sites and attain the knowledge of nuclear nutting. After about ten minutes of yanking, The nut will build and build and build until it reaches critical mass at which point, it is too late to take cover.

If you are in the middle of sex, it's impossible to stop. Either continue fucking or accept the inevitable. Blast radius of 500 miles. Contaminates everything with the ungodly smell of Semen and fermunda Cheese.

so named because a select few have actually witnessed the Big Bang...and the Mushroom cloud made of Jizz. They are never around to tell the tale, the shockwave took care of any witnesses.
John: "I've got some bad news: Peter is dead. He attempted The Big Bang (AKA the Sizzler)

Winston: "What happened?"

John: "He was balls deep in his GF, getting off to some real hardcore porn. Suddenly the smoke alarm went off. He began to feel a powerful, extremely powerful urge to nut but kept rocking back and forth. His GF tried in vain to escape but he kept shagging, rocking the whole street and leaving her at the mercy of a god tier Orgasm. By the time anyone knew what was happening...Hiroshima then nothing. They call it The Big Bang or the Sizzler. It's a forbidden technique known only to the most dedicated of exhibitionists. It requires the absolute limit defining area of porn and uninterrupted rubbing for ten minutes. After that, it slowly attains critical mass. The nerves are hyper sensitive and painful to the touch. The nut will eradicate anyone in the area including the unfortunate man. It is said that you can see the future for exactly ten seconds before you die."

Winston: "...what about Peter and his GF? What happened?"

John: "They never found the body, just the impact crater. All that remains is the smell. Earned it the nickname Fat Man Alley"
by I h8 nes August 15, 2025
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marlborough, massachusetts a.k.a. the boro

a small suburb located outside boston where they breed alcholics. once you hit the middle school, one will be introduced to impregnation, jack daniels, various types of marijuana, UV blue, and adderall. only the strong make through high school in this moral ridden town.. one from marlborough is sure to be aware of the DG's, divas, a large number of brasilians, and the phrase "she like the way my dick tastes"
last weekend i hit up the marlborough, massachusetts a.k.a. the boro and saw this coked out baby mama get knifed outside a 711 wearing mad ed hardy
by jeepn_it August 26, 2010
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Akira Toriyama's other works besides the DB series

Things that no one in the US knows about, since so many pathetic fanboys are obsessed with DBZ.
DBZ fanboy: OMG, DBZ is teh coolest!!

Me: Can you name any of Akira Toriyama's other works?

DBZ fanboy: Umm... uh... Vegeta rocks!!

Me: (sigh)
by Bob882 October 9, 2004
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WoW (AKA the MMORPG crack)

A game that drags you into its grip and will not let you go. No matter how much you think it sucks, eats balls or whatever, it is lke pot and a teen. Outcome is NEGATIVE. I, myself no matter how boring it gets will not stop playinjg it. I advise the people who read this to NOT try WoW. You truthfully lose grip on reality and, it gets gory from there. Some people hate their parents, others bust their compys, some throw themselfs off of buildings. Well, i think the News reports on youtube were covered up by Blizzard Entertainment. There used to be over 100 different news reports filmed on youtube, and today, I CANNOT FIND ONE!!! GRR!!! *FOAMS FROM MOUTH* *BASHES IN LCD MONITOR!* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I LOST 100 G!!!!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! *THROWS SELF OFF OF BUILDING*

DO NOT DO IT MAN ITS WORSE THEN ALL THE DRUGS IN THE WORLD... OF WARCRAFT...
Dude! The Horde Just blew me up with arcane explosion! oh NNOOOOOOOO Tohse asshats! *Blows brains out with pump-action shotgun*

Thanks for reading my def of WoW (AKA the MMORPG crack) now let me jup off of that nice 25 story building.
by zerkerjewel August 13, 2007
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The shit of death aka gutrot

The smell of that exudes the 3rd stall of the 1st floor bathroom after the tiny woman leaves from her explosively nose hair stinging diarrhea spell. The smell that seems like it is physically impossible to leave the body of such a small human, not to mention them walk out alive without their insides left behind.
Avoid the bathroom for about 20 minutes. Lady with The shit of death aka gutrot has just relieved herself in the 3rd stall.
by Crystanya May 31, 2018
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San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)

When two dudes pink sock themselves, and one engulfs the other in a docking manner
Do you really love your lover, if you havent tried the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)?
by Chefychefchef February 8, 2020
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Jully (a.k.a. The Hardcore Gamer)

A person who has wronged you; esp. some dumb dumb who that doesn't know who the fuck they're messing with.
Jully (a.k.a. The Hardcore Gamer) underestimated me, hopefully she's learned her lesson.
by howzthat March 5, 2019
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