i'd smack that

saying that females use when they find someone of the opposite sex attractive. This is the version of "I'd tap that" centered at mainly males.

"He's hot. I'd smack that."

by Erinnnnn May 17, 2006

I'd fap that

Used when you want to say that you would masturbate to something. Usually used be geeks because they know that they have no chance of actually having sexual intercourse.

Geek 1: Check out this picture of Jessica Alba!

Geek 2: I'd fap that!

by painful's mom January 14, 2009

That's so nice, I'd tap that twice

When seeing a girl with such a nice ass, all your male instincts take over and you know you have to get some.

Steve: Hey, see that cashier at #9?

Kevin: Yeah man. That's so nice, I'd tap that twice!

by butterz18 December 21, 2010

I'd Tap That

Expression used to show interest or appeal in ones sexual appearance.

John: Hey Mike, check out this hot new pic of Katie off of Facebook!

Mike: I'd tap that!

by leesoer May 21, 2009

I'd tap that

A phrase used in a sexual appeal to someone/something.

It's origin comes from back in the old days when a farmer would shove a tap in a tree to get syrup. people today use the "tap" to name their penis.

"Woh, see that chick's ass man?"
"Yeah dude, I'd tap that!"

by HJxJJ June 4, 2012

I'd shaadi that

The Indian Way of saying "I'd Tap That"

Bhaijan (Bro), I'd shaadi that!

by parimathur March 20, 2010

I'd hit that

Phrase used mainly by guys meaning that they'd want to have sex with the person(usually a girl) they're refering to.

See: I'd tap that.

Oh man, look at Donna! I'd hit that.

by Mr. Angel November 8, 2008