Taxes

A financial punishment for being an adult

Good thing I'm not grown up yet, 'cause I don't have to pay taxes!

Muahahaha
Suckers!

by Rotat_the_planet February 27, 2025

taxes_are_awful_

She is the best artist ever, her art is literally superior to every other artist out there. She ended Pablo Picassos whole career. She is also the best mutual ever and such a funny person who is very cool.

"Omg taxes_are_awful_ is literally the best person ever, her art is the best"

by Thatmarcussss July 22, 2021

taxes payable

taxes payable

the government uses taxes payable

by taxes payable July 26, 2023

death and taxes

the only things certain in life

Ben Franklin said "The only things certain in life are death and taxes

by Caez July 8, 2006

Terror Taxes

Any of the numerous special taxes on airline flights brought into effect after the September 11th, 2001 terror attacks.

Our multi-stop flight added $40 worth of terror taxes to our ticket cost.

by Buffet Boy May 26, 2007

doing my [taxes]

Having sex. Much more fun than actually doing one's taxes.

"Hey, what were you doing when I called you last night?"

"Oh, I was just doing my taxes."

by Joeyjoe19 September 24, 2008

surprise taxes

Traffic violations.
Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.

I budget about $200 a year for surprise taxes. This morning I had to pay out some. Enforcement has gone up since the red light camera surprise tax revenue dried up after being ruled unconstitutional.

by skeletor_is_not_me June 27, 2014