Tallywhacker

a cock, strudel, penis, shaft, meat and two veg, etc a description of the appendage between a males legs

"hey sweety, you wanna see my tallywhacker?"

"princess, how good would a mouthful of tallywhacker be?"

"bend over! here comes the tallywhacker"

by tania January 26, 2004

tallywacker

A wang, more commonly heard in England. It's a funny and more proper word for the cack.

My tallywacker knocked over the radio when I walked by it.

by maybenot September 5, 2003

tallywacker

Long swingey thing hanging between the legs of a male (usuley)

"did you see that, he had his tallywacker hanging ouut there in broud daylight"

by JIM November 14, 2003

Tallywhacker

A Tallywhacker is a stick that is used to keep score. (originally) and yes, a vernacularism for dong.

by cyphercube November 6, 2003

tallywacker

A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk

Man, look at the tallywacker on him - im gonna go jump off a cliff

by Batman September 5, 2003

Tallywacker

A Penis

All me have a tallywacker

by Mrmetaknight875345 April 17, 2016

Squatch Tallywhacker

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair

“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019