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L.K.T.O.P

Beginning of time. Before Jesus, before God came into existence, before Earth was created, before everything. The literal definition for beginning of time.
Human 1: Yeah nigga I been flippin these quarts since L.K.T.O.P

Human 2: Nah way homie that's G 👌

Human 3: What did I here? Thats some real G shit.

Human 4: Fo real fo real. Slang that dope G. Thats how we made.

Human 5: Hey guys whatsup

Human 1: Nutin I was jus sayin how I slung dis dope since MF L.K.T.O.P

Human 5: 😎. niiiiiiice 😈.
by Trust in me, the Devil. December 7, 2021
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L.O.T.I.E.

Lady of the Invisible Empire

A LOTIE is a female member of the KKK (Ku Klux Klan)
yeah she's a L.O.T.I.E. born and bred.
by Canuk84 July 19, 2009
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o.u.t.l.a.w.

Operating Under Thug Law As Warriors
O.U.T.L.A.W 4 Life
by AC November 29, 2003
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T-o-o-l

A guy, usually with a girlfriend, that goes around behind her back hooking up with others girls because his girlfriend is not putting out the way he wants her to. He usually screws the girls he hooks up with over and leaves them to be with his original girl, telling her lies about how it never happened or how it wont happen again.
"How do you spell that guy Josh's name?" Girl1
"T-o-o-l!" Girl2
by toolsarejerks January 7, 2010
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L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"
John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.
by Jake Opp November 10, 2011
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O.P.T.L.I.F.

A abbreviation for

Oh
Praise
The
Lord
It's
Friday
Worker 1: Hey guess what day it is... FRIDAY!

Worker 2: O.P.T.L.I.F. !!!
by saladlickerman January 21, 2010
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L.O.T.I.S

An acronym for
Laughing On The InSide.

Used when something is funny, but not funny enough to Laugh out Loud.
James:I'm getting off here
Jack: That's what she said
James: L.O.T.I.S
by Aidz1234 May 18, 2009
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