Sys 

Stalk yo/ya shit

Her : im ms.sys for reall
Her friend: you gotta show me your ways

Sys by anonymous December 3, 2023

SYS

Shit yourself; another variant is SYSTD, meaning "shit yourself to death"

I hope you sys.

SYS by prosdvplayer October 12, 2025

sys_admin 

n. (N.American 1990's) An abbreviation for system administrator.

User: What happened? Why is the site lagging?!
sys_mod: I think a sys_admin reset the server.

sys_admin by WL December 29, 2003

SyS SeC 

SyS Sec is the coolest kid ever who is cool and has a crush on Swoosh2Real

Friend 1: Who tf is SyS Sec

Friend 2: How tf dont you know who tf my daddy SyS SeC is Swoosh+SeC For life!

SyS SeC by swoosh2real March 19, 2021

sys/dem 

sometimes thought to mean the last gay in persia, or mega-gay, sys/dem was the final king, before its downfall, and the death of his evil father Corbellius.

That guy is ridiculously sys/dem.? Bet that guy over there loves sys/dem.? Been sys/demming.

sys/dem by The Truth Of The Matter November 30, 2009

Shit yourself (SYS) 

When you are giving birth and you are pushing so hard you "shit yourself."

Sorry guys, you can't watch my birth video cause I shit myself.

Shit yourself (SYS) by Marie February 20, 2004

Info Sys 

Originally designed to discuss how IT is used to manage a business, Info Sys is by far the most piss-weak excuse for a subject! It struggles to express any logical information whatsoever; instead filling our minds with endless crap that is of no relevance to anyone! You become dumber for even studying it.

"Dude, i totally got butt-raped"

"That's Info Sys for ya"

Info Sys by [e-mail] July 28, 2009