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EXPLOSIVE ASS SYDROME

WHEN THE SUDDEN URGE TO PURGE YOUR BOWELS HITS YOU....WHEN YOUR SPHINTER MUSCLE STARTS TO QUIVER WITH INTENSE PAIN....YOU BREAK OUT IN A COLD SWEAT AS YOU CAN NO LONGER BARE THE INCREASING INTENSITY OF YOUR VIOLENT RECTAL SPASMS. YOU ARE IN COMPLETE PANIC MODE, DESPERATLEY PRAYING TO FIND THE "THRONE OF RELIEF". MUCH TO YOUR EMBARRASSMENT, YOU DON'T ALWAYS MAKE IT ON TIME & YOU HAVE AN ASS-PLOSION ALL OVER YOURSELF, YOUR CLOTHS, SHOES, CAR SEAT, BIKE SEAT, MAYBE EVEN YOUR NEIGHBORS COUCH OR LAWN FURNITURE. THIS SYDROME IS OFTEN EXHAUSTING & VERY UNPREDICTABLE.
When you are driving & get an Explosive ass sydrome attack, so you drive standing up to avoid contact w/ your cloth car seats.
by COUGAR01 March 3, 2011
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Symbolsext

Texting someone sexual images through symbols such as / , P , () etc
Using images in text to show sexual positions P ()
I totally symbolsext my girlfriend last night
by rainbow4 September 8, 2013
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This is an open use symbol. A symbol for women who want to be used by men. This is something we all associate with sticking something inside. When a key doesn't work we all jam it in still. It is the best representation for cunts that want it. Once a slut wears this they will get men groping and feeling them up wherever they happen to be. (even in public) They will get fucked by anyone.
She was wearing an open use keyhole symbol necklace, so I grabbed her tits and fucked her in the bathroom.
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SadBoy Rxy

That new Sadboy Rxy made me cry ong.
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